So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
I died laughing for 8 million years
Pacific Rim 2
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
to watch you leave him, Dean Winchester
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do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
*throws laptop in bathtub* aesthetic